Gee Stories: Catastroship

So there's this guy... I always see him, he's funny, and interesting. " He fixes cars, he plays guitar, he's so hot. Yeah he's wicked cool!" Well not really, but close enough. He's made passes I kind of brush it off and I just flirt to flirt. :) Then one day leaving work I get home and there he was looking goodT. My brother is doing his tint, and I just sit and think, "I'm about to get this man's attention." I sat in that car I thought, I wondered, I pondered all of that on how to get it. I guess the universe said, "Let me make this happen for you!", and the ice cream truck came and my nephew needed money... and I needed him to see me. So I get out of the car and flip my hair like a popular girl in a teen movie and walked across the street. Guess what? I was looking at him and he was looking at me and I was thinkiiiiiing.. This may not work, but you gots to see it through sis. The sun was in his eyes, but he was staring at me. The universe gave me another push, because my brother was paying for his son ice cream, and I had to get the money. I walk over smile and say hey, he speaks back. However, I act like it was nothing. I just couldn't be too obvious, you know? I got the kids their ice cream and walk back to the house. Yes, I looked back he looked away and the job wasn't done. I had to seal the deal. I posted on my story, because I knew he was going to watch and he did. He said, "I knew that was you I saw yesterday." If you're wondering what my reaction was, it was all you thought it to be. Like a girl who never had a good mixed drink with extra shots, I drunk it real fast and felt it real quick. All because it tasted like juice.

Now why I do that I don't know all this caused a catastroship!!! I thought I was going to have a Disney story, but I stepped into the bad side with sunshine and rainbow glasses and had a wild ride. Like I thought, my Grease 2 fantasy was coming to life, but the movie still loading at the good part.. Maybe next lifetime or I need to call and ask him about the weather?

"Just give me a black motorcycle with a man growin' out of the seat, then move aside

Cause I'm gonna ride"

-Michelle Pfeiffer Cool Rider